Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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