There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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