remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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