he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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