I need help removing her.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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