Its about making memories worth repressing
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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