i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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