Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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