I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Randomize
