How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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