they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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