There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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