In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
