Buhtt sex?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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