I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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