i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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