it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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