Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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