I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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