Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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