why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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