i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I looked at my own cervix.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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