On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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