....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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