If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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