I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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