Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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