im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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