that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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