Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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