oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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