Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I party with great urgency now.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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