Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
my liver is dry heaving
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Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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