He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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