I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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