I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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