if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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