Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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