Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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