i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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