Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Non-Jews are for practice
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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