Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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