remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
did i walk over a car last night?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I don't deserve a penis
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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