# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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