I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
dude i'm inner monologue high
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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