Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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