Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
