So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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