Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just gift wrapped bread.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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