i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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