Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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