I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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