come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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