talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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