if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
