ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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