oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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