How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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